Fauji Blogs – Funny side up

Faujis can write

And they can be funny too

I love the net ; who doesn’t ! It is not just for the ease of accessing information or entertainment ; but for the ability to express yourself , to reach out to people from world over, to a few people who would listen to you.

I love blogs, be it a photo blog, video blog or simple text blog on technical subjects or others on stories of day to day life. Most blogs get relatively less attention even if the author of the blog is someone like Amitabh Bachchan. Views and likes are likely to be in thousands rather than in millions as it would be in say Tik Tok or You tube.

But the few who do read provide great satisfaction to the writer . It is a bonus to get some response, positive or negative , from fewer people who choose to comment.

People in uniform , the world over, have some unique traits, good or bad , depending on from where you look. Some , like Joseph Heller , author of Catch -22 , have written about their experiences in uniform , not as miltary history but as a satire on the armed forces and the whole business of warfare.

Essentially, there is nothing funny in climbing a vertical rope as a cadet, sometimes in full battle gear. It is  sheer pain to say the least. Yet when you see a cartoon of the scene, it makes you smile. We have all enjoyed the antics of Beetle Bailey and the Sarge. Catch -22 is truly a classic that is biting satire on army and yet so popular in military libraries.

In this post, I intend initiating a compilation of some blogs by faujis  who have written not just about strategy and tactics and  professional issues, but have touched on  ordinary things in life as a fauji would view.

Life is difficult. Sometimes more difficult in the forces. But human beings have an extraordinary ability to laugh at himself or herself . It is this trait that makes life not just bearable but even enjoyable. Eggs taste great sunny side up and tales sound good funny side up!

I have listed some blogs not in any particular order . To refrain from sounding judgmental I have introduced the writers in their own words. Here we go!

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53 NDA Course

CYCLIC

 


Vikram Karve

Sun by any name

I am sure there would be many more. I have come across many anonymous / pseudonymous blogs  where I have not been able to trace the writer behind. Hope to add on more links.

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SOLDIER BRAVE

By Satyesh Bhaduri.

SOLDIER BRAVE

As the Soldier laid his head to rest,
An angel alighted on his breast,
Under a shady spreading tree,
In a dulcet tone she spoke sweetly.

Why so weary…Soldier Proud!!!,
Worried Mein and Shoulders Bowed,
You walked the land brave and tall,
Amidst thundering drums and Trumphet Calls.

The soldier answered her with a silent sob,
Soldiering is now just a job,
No glory..or glamour..no fame,
Keepers have died with the flame.

We joined with hope and spirits high,
Held high the head and let banners fly,
The Nation called..its people cried,
But spirits died and courage died.

The flags do flutter..the Anthem just a call,
And valiant soldiers yet do fall,
To finish the wars the people had made,
Dieing unmourned without a bade.

Die in Jungles..snowy white winter,
Storms and Freezing Winds do not bother,
Yet no tears are shed..no maidens weep,
But the soldier..SOLDIER ON..he has TRUST to keep.

No odes are sung, no people cry,
Who cares when Soldier Dies?,
In lonely lands..they breathe their last,
For causes forgotten and already past.

While the soldier is awake every night,
Asking if he has the right,
Writhing and Turning in silent rage,
Mourning the passing of glorious days.

A ghost Army marches past,
Steps dragging..eyes downcast,
Looking disdainful in silent scorn,
For is this why the SOLDIER IS BORN.

The angel..now she spoke her mind,
Tears in her eyes, her voice kind,
Grieve not,”OH SOLDIER BRAVE”
A thousand warriors shall spring from the Grave.

Soon again the Nations shall Rise,
Honour it’s dead.. The Brave and the Wise,
Your wounded heart will forget the pain,
The PHOENIX shall rise again.

The darkness now melted away,
Light and hope instead hold the sway,
The Ghost Army raised a mighty Cheer,
Lonely path seemed bright and Clear.

A Soldier’s work is never done,
Till the last enemy is on the Run,
Life and Death are simply defined,
TRUE SOLDIERS ARE BORN TO DIE.

My Humble Prize Awarding poem . Got appreciation..accolades and offcourse some prizes.🙏🙏🙏

Satyesh Bhaduri

From Satyesh Bhaduri MY WEDDING ANNI-VER-SORRY

MY WEDDING ANNI-VER-SORRY

Folks go to Mountain to visit and say WOW,
The Government pays me to wake up in the snow and say HOLY COW,
When the Mercury outside shows twenty below,
I feel there is ICE under my Pillow,
Deeper and Deeper into the sleeping bag I want to bury,
Is how I woke up in my Wedding Anniversary.

Expecting to wake up getting kissed by my loving wife,
I find my Buddy..THAMBI trying to scare me out of my life,
With a glass of Tea..hot ..steaming and without any taste,
As the Cook opines that putting Sugar and Milk is purely a waste,
I’ve heard gentlemen drink Tea like this in English Countrr..y,
But I sure as hell hate it on my Wedding Anniversary.

Breakfast is Puri Sabji..no sausages or baked beans,
The smell is familiar..off course it is that of KEROSENE,
It is pure sacrilege to think of Bread,
Eggs are frozen which can break any head,
If this is the way my day is going to start..I need to worry,
It is dammunitioned funny way ..to spend a Wedding Anniversary.

Off course no perfect day can be completed..without climbing a Mountain,
It is a must for observing the enemy..inspite of being such a pain,
Thus I climb a thousand feet ..on my poor two,
People say FAUJI’s are CRAZY..and I think it is true,
My legs are like rubber and my vision is BLURRY,
But at last I’am on HIGH on my Wedding Anniversary.

My fate follows me as I am from ARTY,
So the essential occasion today is a Smashing Party,
Drinks are aplenty..that takes care of all WORRY,
Special Ration save the day and on the Menu is MUTTON CURRY,
Folks do not pity me or feel SORRY,
That’s the way I celebrated my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

Parties are Okay..Celebrations are all fine,
But there something that beats
even good food and wine,
Whatever be the
Temperature..however be the weather,
The essence of being Married..lies in being TOGETHER,
To express such emotions and feelings..no rhymes are necessary,
We will certainly be together DEAR and CELEBRATE OUR NEXT WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

😎

This poem was written by me in 2001 when I was Commanding my Regiment in Leh and Siachen.